Wap Konn Jòj! Cuffed Beanie
Wap Konn Jòj! Cuffed Beanie
Ah, the eternal mystery of 'Who is Jòj?' It's a question that has kept us Haitian kids up at night, as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot. You see, the phrase 'Wap konn Jòj' is like the Bat-Signal of Haitian parenting, flashing when we're about to cross some invisible line of mischief.
But let's be real, 'You will know George' is like the ominous introduction to a mysterious character in a thriller novel. Is George a secret agent? A mastermind? An intergalactic overlord? We may never know, but one thing's for sure – we definitely don't want to be on George's guest list.
So, the next time your Haitian parent drops the 'Wap konn Jòj' bomb, just remember: George might remain a mystery, but the consequences of crossing paths with him are crystal clear – and they're not a laughing matter! 😄🕵️♂️🇭🇹
A snug, form-fitting beanie. It's not only a great head-warming piece but a staple accessory in anyone's wardrobe.
• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic
• Unisex style
• Hand washable
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
One size | 17 ¼-18 ½ | 8 ⅝ | 3 | 8 ⅛ |
A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
One size | 44-47 | 22 | 7.5 | 20.5 |